Saturday when i got back home from the bar - Kelly and I realized my mailbox was gone.
Someone had come in the middle of the night and stolen it from it's stand.
Part of me hoped not to find it - and it would become the tail of the mysterious vanishing mailbox.
I found it at the end of my street smashed to pieces.
I collected what I could and I will either attempt to frankenstein it - or burn it in effigy.
Either way there will be fire and neck bolts.
~Darminian